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Decision tree from a 3rd grader found in an attic.
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“How’d I get in this lightbox?” wonders this captive New Mexico spadefoot toad [Spea multiplicata] owned by the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. They don’t realize it, but they’re providing a valuable service as a model for Joel Sartore’s Photo Ark project. These toads are commonly found throughout the southwestern United States as well as parts of Mexico.
lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range
she made her dolls head too big so she created a scenario where a bug planted eggs in its ear and the dolls upset because it only has a few more days to live. no other character on earth has even come close to weird girl culture like lilo she did that for us
A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur
me in the shower 2day
ed sheeran: and should the sky be filled with fire and smoke
me: KEEP WATCHING OVER DURIN’S SON
