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joannescammer: funnypicsdept: Decision tree from a 3rd grader...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:50:30 -0400

joannescammer:

funnypicsdept:

Decision tree from a 3rd grader found in an attic.

“C”

ode-to-rab: dnald: dnald: sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:42:22 -0400

ode-to-rab:

dnald:

dnald:

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

akaashikelji: me: i’m going to write today!! also me:

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 00:39:47 -0400

akaashikelji:

me: i’m going to write today!!

also me:

owlmylove: natura-non-facit-saltum: owlmylove: owlmylove: can we like…. talk about what a...

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:16:34 -0400

owlmylove:

natura-non-facit-saltum:

owlmylove:

owlmylove:

can we like…. talk about what a healthy relationship with technology looks like? not just for us, but for future generations: its super easy for us to accept tech unquestioningly bc many millennials and gen-Zers grew up alongside the growth of tech, and had a naturally evolving level of exposure to it. but what about the 5 year olds with tablets? the 8 year olds with perfectly curated instagrams?? i’m as obsessed with my phone as the rest of us, but can we please stop simply bemoaning how none of us read as much as we were kids and start exploring how all these screens might be affecting the kids growing up right now?

i work in customer service and please know that i am not baby-boomer aggrandizing when i say i have seen so many children, literally toddlers, dead-silent and completely, utterly absorbed in tablets bigger than their heads. i’ve seen a shitton of pre-pubescent girls posing for pictures together, planning their angles and backgrounds, and checking what shots their mom took bc they’re worried “they might look fat.” like. i’m talking 7 year olds. this isn’t meant to be some holier than thou bullshit, this is me being legitimately terrified about a problem i really haven’t seen any of us discuss or even acknowledge

In one of my psychology classes the teacher told us about a study that showed that toddlers nowadays have a hard time learning how to write and do fine motor things because of the skip the stage of learning with their hands and all they do is swipe and click.

oh!! my god!!! that is an incredibly literal/physical symptom of these newfound techno-reliances we’ve formed. a professor of mine referred to it as our “tech fetishization,” this expectation that all updated forms of tech are innately and unquestionably good things. we see technology as an amorphous, abstract concept vs. a substantive influence in our mental, emotional, and physical states but holy shit it really, really is

barduils: barduils: cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions my cat: if you put your...

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:15:21 -0400

barduils:

barduils:

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

my cat: if you put your hands anywhere near me i will cage you in the real-life saw trap from which there is no painless escape

me: chumby kitty tumby…

canarry: canarry: lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney...

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 09:40:48 -0400

canarry:

canarry:

lilo was PEAK weird little girl representation like. all “weird” disney characters just fall under quirky cute no lilo was IT. she gave peanut butter sandwiches to a FISH because IT CONTROLLED THE WEATHER. the range

she made her dolls head too big so she created a scenario where a bug planted eggs in its ear and the dolls upset because it only has a few more days to live. no other character on earth has even come close to weird girl culture like lilo she did that for us

lunaaltare: it really blows me when i watch shows or read books where hoes out there tryna survive...

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 02:25:24 -0400

lunaaltare:

it really blows me when i watch shows or read books where hoes out there tryna survive an apocalypse……. if there’s zombies or aliens or what have you rolling deep in the streets baby gorl im LITCHERALLY killing myself. y’all can drink cockroach milk and eat leather shoes if you want im attending whitney’s birthday bash at 8, bottles on jesus

3-l4l59: anarchacannibalism: 4gifs: A Somali Red cheats at a...

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 21:07:43 -0400

3-l4l59:

anarchacannibalism:

4gifs:

A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge

i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician

cat technician

shutupmerlin: A series of events: 1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and...

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 21:21:37 -0400

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

deathbypcy: person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it me:

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 21:17:50 -0400

deathbypcy:

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

rainbow-ginger-butterfly: My cat has been weighing himself 20...

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 21:15:21 -0400

rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale… and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur

toadschooled: “How’d I get in this lightbox?” wonders this...

Sat, 30 Mar 2019 21:13:49 -0400

toadschooled:

“How’d I get in this lightbox?” wonders this captive New Mexico spadefoot toad [Spea multiplicata] owned by the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum. They don’t realize it, but they’re providing a valuable service as a model for Joel Sartore’s Photo Ark project. These toads are commonly found throughout the southwestern United States as well as parts of Mexico.

me in the shower 2day

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:21:32 -0400

castieltrash1:

ed sheeran: and should the sky be filled with fire and smoke
me: KEEP WATCHING OVER DURIN’S SON

chodeboy: customer: hi how are you todayme:

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 23:15:12 -0400

chodeboy:

customer: hi how are you today
me:

macarons-and-corpses: i-have-been-thunderstruck: So sweet I...

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 22:58:18 -0400

macarons-and-corpses:

i-have-been-thunderstruck:

So sweet

I don’t know if you’ve actually seen this episode, but Pam invites the entire office to her art show that she’s been gearing up for for a really long time. Nobody shows up except for Oscar and his partner (and they critique her work, calling her “lacking in courage” among other things, not realizing she is standing right behind them) and then Michael. And Michael is the only one who tells her she is great just for putting herself out there, and the only one who places value on what she’s done, and he points out all the little details she got right and notices absolutely every bit of hard work she put into it. And then treats Pam like the artist she is by not just paying her for her art, but displaying it where literally everyone can see it.

It’s one of my favorite episodes.

glumshoe: my dad’s reply when I said I’d be there for dinner tomorrow

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:33:37 -0400

glumshoe:

my dad’s reply when I said I’d be there for dinner tomorrow

fahiries: lordxpvpi: fahiries: I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me You’re not...

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:31:18 -0400

fahiries:

lordxpvpi:

fahiries:

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry,...

Sat, 23 Mar 2019 22:29:08 -0400

fullmetalfisting:

opossummypossum:

it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules.

I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

rosaliesass: Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about...

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 22:49:03 -0400

rosaliesass:

Patient in the 1800’s: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient in 2006: I’m like…tired

Carlisle: I’d suggest you do some cocaine about it

Patient: I should do what?

Carlisle:

Photo

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 22:23:10 -0400